APRIL FOOL’S DAY…TRICKS YOU DON’T DARE PLAY

APRIL FOOL’S DAY…TRICKS YOU DON’T DARE PLAY

I was thinking of things I WOULDN’T WANT TO HAPPEN.

1) I go to Karate and tell my Sensei I am having knee pain. He tells me to go on the bike. If I can maintain a performance of 24/whatever-cycles for ten minutes we can go on and he will teach me the sais (daggers). Of course every time I’m close to ten minutes, I feel such pain in my quads I slow down to 19/whatever-cycles. He counts slowly… three seconds and I’m still at 22/whatever-cycles. I go like mad and …by the fourth second I get back to 24. Too late he says (did he chuckle in a maniacal fashion or did I imagine that)…He tells me sternly, "Start over. You need to 24 for ten minutes. Do you think I’ll give in and let you off if you don’t?" I look at him. That man loves to cause pain. I shake my head and start over. This exercise is repeated again and again because I cannot maintain 24/whatever-cycles for 10 minutes no matter how hard I try. Each time I grow weaker. But there is no mercy in that man’s soul.
So, today I did not go to karate. Had I gone,I’m sure he would have tortured me in a strange sadistic manner not yet encountered in that class. WHEW!!! I foiled his plan and NO APRIL FOOL’S JOKE FOR ME….

2)A POSSIBLE DREADED APRIL FOOL’S SCENARIO.
I COME HOME AND FIND MY FAVOURITE CHOCOLATE HAS BEEN CONSUMED, not by me, but my someone of unknown origin…SOMEONE DISCOVERED MY VALUABLE BELGIUM CHOCOLATE STASH, RAIDED IT AND ATE EVERY PIECE OF MILK CHOCOLATE.
REVENGE:I must devise a means of murdering the guilty party without anyone suspecting.

3) ANOTHER POSSIBLE APRIL FOOL’S JOKE:
I do not live in Australia, BC, California, Orgeon, New Mexico, Latin America, UK or Australia…so….SPRING IS EVERYWHERE, EXCEPT HERE…IN NOWHERE, ONTARIO. But, a glimmer of hope….It’s been raining….piles of snow are looking grungy (the joy of spring) and shrinking…potholes have appeared everywhere…no flowers but there’s a chance… AND suddenly….IT SNOWS AGAIN….

I AM KEEPING MY FINGERS CROSSED TODAY…SO FAR SO GOOD.

BUT IT'S UNAVOIDABLE…
APRIL FOOL’S HAPPENS …

I delivered my offspring to the mall for her job interview…only had a few moments to kill so I trot off to the shoe repair store to have them fix up the heels of my sexy slouch boots. Till now there had been no reason to wear anything but boots and today I was wearing my quirky Diesel shoe-boots with the narrow rectangular 3+ inch heel—the best shoe-boot I’ve had in years/COMFY AND SO FASHIONABLE. So, here I am whizzing along, with a spring in my step when I step down and fail to make contact with the floor. I try it again in case I imagined this…but no…MY HEEL HAS DETACHED ITSELF.

I did make it to the shoe store, wearing my BADLY IN NEED OF REPAIR SLOUCH BOOTS but NOW

THE NEWS… ONLY Diesel can replace it because it is a dangerous repair situation. Augh!!!!! Yes, it was dangerous…..DANGEROUS TO HER HEALTH….MURDER MYSTERY AUTHOR KILLS SHOE REPAIR WOMAN! GOES ON RAMPAGE AND KILLS HER ACCESSORY IN CRIME…SHOE REPAIR MAN (who stupidly gave my shoes the death sentence)

What can I say…WHAT IS MY DEFENSE?

Here it is…MY INSANITY PLEA…

SORRY JUDGE…IT WAS APRIL FOOL’S DAY AND I WAS SUFFERING SHOE PAIN….

HAD ANY HORRENDOUS APRIL FOOL’S EXPERIENCES?
xxxAnastasia
http://AnastasiaAmor.com (this is one cool website)